A sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ﹐ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ.
1. If you do not have a current biography posted online (via blog or homepage) Don't bother me. Don't even speak to me in regards to possible interactions.
2. Unlike some, I am not here for smut/cyber. Any associations or connections will have to be written as per actual interaction and combined efforts. No earn. No gain. Any "relationship" regardless of nature, can only be obtained through chemistry and interaction.
3. No Godmoding, Powerplaying, Metagaming, Bunnying, Auto-hits; or any of that other nonsense some choose to partake on here and dare call it roleplay.
4. No drama. Quite frankly, if you're not "actually" suffocating, bleeding, vomiting, or on fire, chill the fuck out and cease your kvetching- no one cares about your emotional distress. I am also not interested in any propaganda or fabrications of tall-tales and sob stories from idiots; keep my name from your tongues that are obviously glued to some fools anus. If you are seeking genuine sympathy, I suggest opening a dictionary, and looking between shit and syphilis- it says it all.
5. No Mary's or Gary Stu's. Not even God's are omnipotent-flawless. That type of roleplay Diva, will never be welcome in the proximity of my attendance. By all means be beautiful, but at least challenge yourself enough to have some genetic/personality/mental faults; for the sake of audience interest. I will never adapt "my creative world" to accommodate your "awesomeness", especially at the expense of a storyline common courtesy to others or logical sensibility.
6. For the sake of writer's etiquette, and also my own maturity- I do not carry any personal derision or contempt for others in-character. I can remain civil, and permit interactions to play out, as they will fictionally. Just do not expect that my ceremony and thoughtfulness gives you leeway to expect the same out-of-character. My complaisance, will only extend so far. Do not wear out your welcome.
7. Satisfactory grammar, brevity, description and punctuation is expected at all times. I expect any reply to be as well-versed as those I give (rule of thumb and follow the senses). I expect that those interacting with me have characters that are well-defined, are engaging and properly flawed without "fluffing" (filling writing with useless description and internal monologues that have no relevance to any of the mentioned events.) Nobody is perfect, but an honest attempt to use your best grammar is all anyone can truly ask of you.
8. I do not write nor interact with Anthropomorphic, Aliens, Hybrids or ridiculous character concepts whose genetics are that scrambled they'd be considered no less than weak/mindless spawn. Even though I do respect creativity, I however do not respect those who design their characters to be over-powered merely to have the upper-hand in a group/or storyline. I have had enough experience in regards to this, to know and leave well enough alone.
9. I do not use "roleplay", or attempt to lure people to "roleplay" and then ask to see them on cam/talk on skype or chase any form of intimate interaction. Bluntly... I am NOT here for real-life connections, voyeurism, cyber (as previously mentioned) or relationships on any out-of-character level. I am only here to "actually" roleplay on a fictional and axiological level.
10. T1 only. Multiple paragraphs - novella only. I define this as "proper" T1 and not the lazy-ass T1 that is often demonstrated. The only types I accept without debate are: T1 RM| T1 UM| T1 MP. No T1 PC or any other method of combat will ever be accepted or considered. Any motion/action/deed done outside of the above will be ignored and deemed as void/invalid.
11. Any conflict/grudge/or "negative" attempt at interaction in-character with my character will be subject to scrutiny and query. If you have not discussed this with me previously for plot purposes, or interacted with my character in the past, or can "prove" the origin of the conflict- you will be ignored and overlooked, if not moderately laughed at. Any connection to my character has to be from actual engagement, and not hearsay or assumption from out-of-character or mixed IC/and OOC scuttlebutting from dysfunctional people with bad sportsmanship. In some cases, silence is indeed golden.
12. In the event you find yourself on any of my ignore/or block lists. I will not acknowledge you in any fashion or form, in any world, any roleplay, any discussion, in-character and most certainly out-of-character. If I have found enough grounds to take this course of action against you, then I see you as someone not worth knowing, usually by your own actions/words and deeds against me on a level I consider stalkerish, disgusting, invasive and intrusive. Do not speak to me. Do not even attempt any form of communication. In other words: Kindly, Fuck Off!.